This is the most beautiful service I’ve ever encountered.

http://www.yourworldoftext.com/buttsndicks

tomyo:

deep-fried-turntable:

darthxrevan:

petparent:

requiem0fspirit:

misswednesdayaddams:

drinkthathenny:

preludeofthebreath:

thatgleekywholockianhead:

ineffableboyfriends:

lovelynobody00:

hypertaytay:

did not expect that

wtf did I just watch

didn’t see that coming

i’mchoking

OMFG

basically my face right now

I went from this

to this

at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

ngl I have 2 of these

sounds like my kind of egg

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.

Knew what it was. Still was surprised.

(Source: miles-eggworth, via silverfintattoo)

Tags: excuse me

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

i know where i’m moving

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

i know where i’m moving

(Source: overdosage, via silverfintattoo)

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If a hipster kitty falls down in the woods, does it make a meow?

Yes, but you’ve probably never heard of it.

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No I never dress up for halloween, no need.

No I never dress up for halloween, no need.

Hipster Kitty does not approve of Movember.

Hipster Kitty does not approve of Movember.